The Unluckiest Woman in the Galaxy
PART 2 OF RECORDED INTERVIEW BOMAW POLICE DEPARTMENT PO: What do you mean, "it gets complicated?" After a drunken argument with your ex-girlfriend Ambyr, did you or did you not do something to her? SUSPECT: I thought I wasn't a suspect? And I didn't do whatever it is you think I did. I love her. PO: Did the tornado touch down? Did it injure her? SUSPECT: I'm trying to explain. The thing you need to know is that Ambyr wasn't exactly what you'd call a lucky girl. PO: Girl? According to our records she was born in 1979. SUSPECT: Woman, whatever. She's hot though. So before that day- PO: The 10th of May. SUSPECT: Yeah, then before then, Ambyr had never flown anywhere. She couldn't fly. Didn't have the luck for it. She wasn't so bad off until she turned 18 or so. She got good grades, got a scholarship to a good out of state college, everything. Right before she heads off to school, BAM, her mom has a heart attack. A